This Guy Has to Be on Oppo

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 01/15/2015 at 10:57 • Filed to: None

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Guys, I like to think of myself as having a pretty decent Oppo car collection.

As my name says, I've got a '69 Chevrolet Corvair Monza. I've also got my Jaguar, an '84 XJ-12 Sovereign, and an '03 Honda Civic which is bone stock with a stick. All pretty decent Oppo cars, right?

But not compared to this guy up the road from me.

He's got a Peugeot 505:

A Porsche 968:

And an ISUZU GOD DAMN VEHICROSS:

Not actually his cars, naturally.

The 968 is a recent addition I believe, he used to have an early 2000s 911 over there, and occasionally there's a Mercedes SLK that shows up.

But really, this person has to be on Oppo or at least Jalopnik, right? Their taste in cars is obviously excellent, they belong here. Maybe I should drop off a pamphlet? Knock on the door and say "excuse me, can I have a few minutes of your time to talk to you about Oppo?" while holding a copy of Doug DeMuro's book and wearing a name tag that says "Brother Corvair-Monza" on it?

I need to know this person's story.

Conan > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/15/2015 at 10:58

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Campus Crusade for Manual Transmissions.

Evil-B > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/15/2015 at 11:20

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LOVE IT

Doug DeMuro > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/16/2015 at 00:55

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Where do you live that someone would have all 3 of these cars?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Doug DeMuro 01/16/2015 at 06:37

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Warwick, RI. It's an absolutely ridiculous place to own those three cars. Peugeot parts are impossible to find out here, all our roads suck for 968 driving. The one at makes the most sense is the god damn VEHICross, and VEHICross never makes sense.